4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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