Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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