Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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