she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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