He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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