i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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