your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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