it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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