so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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