is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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