member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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