VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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