so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Randomize
