He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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