You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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