found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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