Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
soo... how was my night?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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