Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Two words: blizzard sex
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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