i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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