stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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