When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
