If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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