i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We're too hungover to prance.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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