yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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