dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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