What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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