At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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