Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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