You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
These tits shall not be calmed
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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