That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
