Do you still have your period?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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