He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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