I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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