Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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