Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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