i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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