Soap is not a condiment
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
