This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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