Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I fill condoms, not promises.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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