If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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