We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I have post one night stand depression
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