I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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