A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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