so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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