so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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