So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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