he shaved USA in his pubs
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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