Yo dont text me then not text me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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