butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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