May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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