M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Randomize
