Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize