He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
