ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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