They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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