Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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