It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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